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Mara
30 September 2014 @ 11:28 am
I'm in the best place mentally that I've been in a reeeeally long time.

Now if I could just pick up a job as easily as I'm apparently able to pick up men, life would be perfect!
 
 
Mara
28 February 2014 @ 01:38 pm
My mom can play me like a god damned piano.
 
 
Current Mood: worriedworried
 
 
Mara
16 February 2014 @ 10:19 pm
I've worked myself into a situation where, no matter the outcome, I am going to be faced with a "what if" question that'll probably haunt me until the day I die.

(◕‿◕✿)
 
 
Current Mood: contemplativecontemplative
 
 
Mara
04 February 2014 @ 12:29 am
I get one criticism lobbied at me (admittedly in a shitty way) and obsess over it for 48 hours afterward.

Boy I sure love being the very model of mental and emotional stability.
 
 
Current Mood: pessimisticpessimistic
 
 
Mara
22 January 2014 @ 09:43 pm
I cannot WAIT to get the ever loving fuck out of Colorado good christ
 
 
Current Mood: chipperchipper
 
 
 
Mara
why does my ex have to be friends with all my friends. x_x
 
 
Current Mood: okayokay
 
 
Mara
25 June 2013 @ 05:31 pm
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.

"You mean a martini?" the bartender asks.

The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"
 
 
Current Mood: complacentcomplacent
 
 
Mara
10 June 2013 @ 02:16 am
fucking polar bears


argh i hate myself so much
 
 
Current Mood: morosemorose
 
 
Mara
02 May 2013 @ 08:19 pm
why can't i just be a sexless jellyfish why why why
 
 
Current Mood: anxiousanxious
 
 
Mara
18 April 2013 @ 11:32 am
The next person I date should be an accountant or some other such low-risk career.

God.
 
 
Current Mood: flippin' jeez